Profane Poet
Published by Webmaster on 07/30/2003 (3887 reads)
In olden days if you were rash
In olden days if you were rash
Enough to print a swear,
You used a letter and a dash
To indicate your "dare";
The Grandmama would shake her head,
Ad Cousin May would blush,
And if the cuss-word father said
Mama would murmur: "Hush."But nowadays in printer's ink
If I said dash and hang,
And asterisk, the ladies think
My verse is lacking tang.
The naughty words I must express -
Ah! things get wuss and wuss:
A poem's not complete unless
It coruscates a cuss.Well, to the fair sex I comply,
Though sadly am I loth;
To no sweet dame could I deny
A good old-fashioned oath.
A bard of bald profanity
Reluctantly I am. . . .
Reproachful Reader, pity me -
Oh blast and dash and d--n!
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