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This poem is often wrongly thought to be by Robert W Service. It is published here to the memory of Hugh Antoine D'Arcy, its rightful father.
An Evening with the Bard of the Yukon, July 18 th 2003 at 20.30pm in the Town-Hall of Lancieux, Brittany.
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Published by Susan on 08/08/2003 (3757 reads)
Men have navels more or less...

Men have navels more or less;
        Some are neat, some not
Being fat I must confess
        Mine is far from hot.
Woman's is a pearly ring,
        Lovely to my mind;
So of it to shyly sing
        I am inclined.

I believe in nudity.
        Female forms divine
Should be bared for all to see
        In colour and in line.
So dear ladies, recognise
        The dimpling of your waist
Has approval in my eyes,
        Favour in my taste.

Darlings, please you, paint them gold,
        Or some pastel hue;
Make them starry to behold,
        Witching to the view.
Though I know I never should
        Say such things as this:
How a rosebud navel would
        Be sweet to kiss!

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